Do. Or do not.

On May 25, 1977, the Rangers and Yankees split a doubleheader, with Texas falling, 3-2, behind Bert Blyleven in Game One before Gaylord Perry blanked the eventual World Series champs in the nightcap, 1-0.  Jim Sundberg’s second-inning sac fly brought Dave May in for the game’s lone run.  

Mickey Rivers played in both games of the twinbill for the Yankees, as did Bucky Dent.  Sandy Alomar Sr. played in both for Texas.

On May 21, 1980, Texas lost to California, 9-8, featuring a disastrous seventh inning pitched by Dave Rajsich, Jim Kern, and Sparky Lyle.  

Rivers played in that game, too, but this time for Texas, and he filled the box score, contributing two singles, an RBI, two runs, and two assists from center field, once throwing Carney Lansford out at third and another time gunning Rod Carew down at home.  

I probably missed that game, and can’t swear I wasn’t sitting in a movie theater for two straight showings, which I’ll now admit to on the assumption that the statute of limitations is less than 35 years.

On May 25, 1983, Kansas City called lefthander Bud Black up from AAA Omaha to make his 1983 debut (he’d appeared some with the Mariners and Royals the previous two years), and he went 7.2 innings strong in a 5-2 win over Texas.  Danny Darwin, who was probably teammates eventually with everyone who played in that game, went the distance for the Rangers.

Dent played in that game, too, but this time for Texas, and he went 0 for 4, including a line-drive double play with George Wright on first that registered as 5-3-1, something I’d sure like to see a replay of. 

On May 19, 1999, Texas beat Tampa Bay in its second year of existence, 9-8, a game started by Mark Clark and Bobby Witt, whom I swear I have zero memory of as a Devil Ray.  Rafael Palmeiro took Witt deep twice, and Pudge Rodriguez and Todd Zeile homered off Witt as well.

It was a game in which none of 1999 Rangers contributors Esteban Loaiza and Ruben Mateo and Jonathan Johnson appeared, but not because they’d been traded before the season to Toronto for Roger Clemens, who was supposed to come to Texas for that trio in February and drop the puck at a Stars game that same night in what would be Dallas’s Stanley Cup season but was instead traded to the Yankees for David Wells and Graeme Lloyd and Homer Bush, and these nine paragraphs really weren’t teeing up that note about Bush, who was named yesterday as the Rangers’ new director of youth baseball programs, nor did I have any special interest in noting that Clemens beat Texas in the ALDS elimination game that same year, allowing New York to advance and knocking the Rangers out of the playoffs for what would be 11 years.

On May 16, 2002, Texas fell to the White Sox, 4-0.  Future Ranger Sandy Alomar Jr. caught Chicago righthander Dan Wright’s only career complete game (64 starts).  

Wright got Rangers center fielder Calvin Murray to strike out swinging and ground out twice, and these 11 paragraphs really weren’t teeing up that note so I could comment on Uncle Calvin’s nephew Kyler, who made huge news in College Station yesterday and will be making more huge news very soon, possibly touching the baseball page.

On May 19, 2005, Texas didn’t play.  It was an off-day that preceded a nine-game win streak that catapulted the Rangers into first place in the division for the first time since the previous year’s August 5th.  

I’m not sure what Justin Ruggiano did that day for Class A Vero Beach, but there’s a decent chance it was something good as the Texas A&M product was in the midst of his breakout .930 OPS season (High A/AA) in the Dodgers system, and these 13 paragraphs really weren’t teeing up a note on Ruggiano, who formally signed yesterday with the Rangers, a development I’ll comment on another time, nor was it meant to give me an opportunity to talk again about Kyler and bag on the Aggies.

Today is December 18, the date in Rangers history on which Texas signed Bobby Jones and Bill Stein (1980), Mike Jeffcoat (1986), Rob Ducey (1992), Bill Ripken (1993), Geremi Gonzalez (2001), Doug Glanville (2002), Brad Fullmer (2003), Endy Chavez (2010), and Justin Germano (2013).

I don’t know if Jon Daniels has anything momentous in store to mark today’s official release date of Star Wars: Episode VII, but it wouldn’t take much on the scale of Rangers happenings on the release dates of the previous six films in the series.  

Though I would suggest that if JD does nothing today, it would be a solid upgrade over his predecessor gifting us with David Elder to Cleveland for John Rocker (and his Rangers ERA that’s right out of a movie script), December 18, 2001.

(And perhaps doing nothing today would have been solid advice for me to take.  Unsubscribe if you must — I’ll understand.)

Book release party details.

Don’t have much time today but wanted to quickly share this with you.

Six days from now, on Tuesday, December 22, we will host the Newberg Report Book Release Party at Bedford Ice House, at 2250 Airport Freeway, Bedford, Texas 76022.  We will get rolling at either 5:30 or 6:00 p.m.

As always, we will collect toys and books (new and unwrapped, please) to support the Rangers Foundation’s Cowboy Santas Toy Drive effort.

Rangers manager Jeff Banister will attend to sign autographs.  We hope to have other Rangers guests on hand as well; stay tuned for added details.

Jared Sandler (pre/postgame host for the Rangers Radio Network) and his 105.3 The Fan buds Ben Rogers and Jeff “Skin” Wade (of the Ben and Skin Show) will emcee the event, which will include fan Q&A with our guests. 

Bedford Ice House is an awesome new family-friendly, non-smoking venue with a large main room plus a huge patio – with a forecast that day calling for a high of 72 degrees. 

Admission is free. 

Your kids will be on Winter Break. 

The food there is all made from scratch, and there’s plenty to wash it down with. 

You can get books autographed by Rangers folks for yourself and to give as awesomely unique holiday gifts.  (I’ll have not only the 2016 Bound Edition on hand but also plenty copies of the 2011 and 2012 Bound Editions, covering the Rangers’ two World Series seasons.)

Every box is checked, right?

More details soon.  But for now, mark your calendars for next Tuesday.

 

Another report about Zack Greinke.

One Los Angeles team joins the other in being made to look bad by Donald Zackary Greinke, as the 32-year-old made the stunning decision last night to sign a six-year, $206.5 million deal with the Diamondbacks.  The Dodgers, playing with Monopoly money, saw Greinke predictably take advantage of the third-year opt-out in the six-year contract they gave him in December 2012 — but instead of agreeing to a new landmark deal to stay, the righthander signed with a division rival for money LA surely had the wherewithal to pay.

Back when the Dodgers sign Greinke to that six-year deal in December 2012, he was coming off a failed pennant race with the Angels, who had picked him up that July from Milwaukee by stripping its farm system (which would be ranked dead last by Baseball America going into 2013) of Jean Segura, Johnny Hellweg, and Ariel Pena.  Greinke went 6-2, 3.53 in 13 starts for the Angels, but they finished fourth in the Wild Card race behind Texas and Baltimore.

Because Greinke had played less than a full season with the Angels, they were ineligible to recoup draft pick compensation for him that winter when he left for the Dodgers for six years and $147 million — $76 million of which was payable over the three years before the opt-out.  

The Angels opted instead, three days after Greinke signed with the Dodgers, to give Josh Hamilton five years and $125 million.

They got no post-season out of the Greinke trade, no draft pick when he left, and lost Segura from a system that was already barren.

They lost Greinke and added Hamilton, and when Hamilton’s current deal is done they will have paid him $42 million to play and $68 million to leave.

Now, to be fair, Texas had its chances to land Greinke (a player I’ve been trying for almost eight years to spitball-acquire and have probably written more about over the years than any non-Ranger), as chronicled by Jon Heyman (CBS Sports) at the end of that off-season when Greinke switched LA employers.  He’s been my favorite pitcher in baseball for a long time, and I’m sad he hasn’t worn the Rangers uniform.

I’d be a lot more sad about Greinke if I were an Angels or Dodgers fan.

Arizona is set to pay more than $34 million per year for Greinke’s next six seasons.

Texas is effectively on the hook for a little more than $12 million per year for the next three Cole Hamels seasons (before a fourth season that will pay him $20-24 million unless he doesn’t hit specified workload numbers in 2017-18 and the Rangers choose instead to pay a $6 million buyout), when taking into account the cash subsidy that the Phillies sent Texas and the Matt Harrison contract they took off the Rangers’ books.

Imagine what Hamels, who is Greinke’s age, would get today on the open market.  He wouldn’t get Greinke’s $34 million AAV, or David Price’s $31 million AAV, but he’d probably land more than Jordan Zimmermann’s $22 million AAV.  

As a free agent today, Hamels would probably be worth twice annually what Texas is committed to pay him for the three-and-a-half guaranteed seasons they acquired.

It’s another indication of how forward-thinking the Rangers’ Hamels trade was.  By accelerating their 2015-16 off-season work, they not only made a July trade without which it’s fair to assume they wouldn’t have been a playoff team in 2015, but also acquired a pitcher whose trade value (and presumably whose number of suitors) would only have increased once Price and then Greinke raised the market bar even further. 

(As for what this means for Yu Darvish’s market two winters from now, it probably increases the likelihood that the Dodgers will go heavy on him, but otherwise it’s no surprise to see the AAV projections ticking up.)  

The Diamondbacks forfeit their first-round pick (13th overall) for signing Greinke, and the Cubs forfeit theirs (28th) for (thankfully) giving John Lackey two years and $32 million.  The Arizona forfeiture moves the Rangers’ first-round slot up from 23 to 22, and chances are it will move up even higher as the winter unfolds — assuming they don’t forfeit the pick themselves by signing a free agent who declined his 2015 club’s qualifying offer.  

(Boston doesn’t lose a pick because Price, with Toronto less than a full season, didn’t get a qualifying offer, and Detroit forefeited its second-rounder for signing Zimmermann, not its first, because the Tigers have a top 10 pick in June.)

In a slightly less earth-shaking move, yesterday the Diamondbacks hired MLB Network Radio’s Mike Ferrin (who wrote one of the two outstanding forewords for the 2016 Newberg Report Bound Edition, along with Jeff Banister) to be their new pre- and postgame radio broadcast host and secondary play-by-play announcer.  

Two really great acquisitions by Arizona on Friday, one of which is an absolute gut-punch for the one Los Angeles team that the game’s best pitcher hadn’t already helped to gut-punch over the last three years.

One week.

One week from now, the Winter Meetings will be over.

We may be talking in a week about a lineup facelift that came out of nowhere, or recapping a week that was headlined, at least from a news standpoint, by a player from the back of the book moving on from the Rangers in the AA phase of the Rule 5 Draft.

Sometime over the next week, maybe the medically cleared Colby Lewis will have signed a deal for 2016, somewhere.

And maybe the medically cleared Cliff Lee will have, too.

Not to mention the recently jettisoned Neftali Feliz, Craig Gentry, Roman Mendez, Lisalverto Bonilla, and Joey Butler, whose 2015 teams have given team and player opportunities to move on.

Same goes for Henderson Alvarez, Pedro Alvarez, Chris Carter, Al Alburquerque, Steve Cishek, Ryan Cook, Aaron Crow, Mike Minor, Will Middlebrooks, Tyler Flowers, and the rehabbing Greg Holland.

One week from now, your 2016 Bound Edition might have arrived in the mail (preorders start shipping in a few days), and I might have firm details on the Book Release Party to share with you — plus an announcement about a new Newberg Report venture that might interest you.  

The coming week will probably feature a handful of stories about how the Orioles (especially if Chris Davis departs) are far too right-handed and how the Rangers are far too left-handed and, man, Baltimore loves former Rangers and remember how Texas (catchers Laird, Saltalamacchia, Teagarden, Ramirez) and Boston (pitchers Buchholz, Masterson, Bowden, Bard, Hagadone) were absolute locks to get together on a deal in 2008?

One week from now, I probably will have sent out a stack of TROT COFFEY reports, maybe even more than once a day as time allows and as flying rumors warrant, touching on the latest speculation connecting starting pitchers or right-handed bats or experienced catchers on some level to Texas.  

And maybe some regarding teams coming after Mitch Moreland or Derek Holland or Shawn Tolleson or Luke Jackson.

Better come loaded up if they want those conversations to go anywhere.

One week from now, there will have been nothing new to report about Jurickson Profar, which is only going to make me more impatient for Pitchers & Catchers.

In a week, I might have the chance to update Andy Ibanez’s Liga Colombiana de Beisbol Profesional winter league run, which sits at .400/.464/.480 . . . but in just a scant 28 plate appearances.

Is this morning’s report just an excuse to roll out the new Newberg Report email banner, featuring Nomar Mazara in Jorge Alfaro’s place (hat tip to Scott for the photo and Marty for the design)?  

Or to remind you that today would be a great day to take five minutes and cross some folks off your holiday shopping lists (or to take care of yourself) by buying books about the 2015 Texas Rangers — or any Rangers club dating back to 1999 — at this link?

Not really.

Just stretching out a bit.  The frenzy starts in a couple sleeps.

Though I do really like the new banner . . . which is about to get a heavy workout.

Secondary market.

You asked that other owner in your fantasy league a thousand times for Dodgers prospect Raul Mondesi (Sr.), and Expos minor league shortstop Wil Cordero and Marlins reliever Matt Mantei slightly less often, and you got nowhere.

If your cordless phone calls were even returned, they didn’t last long, as he inevitably tried convincing you that you should instead consider moving that former 62nd-rounder, Mike Piazza, for the second pick in the previous year’s expansion draft, Nigel Wilson.

Then that guy decided he no longer had time for Rotisserie League Baseball, and turned his team over to a new owner.

You got Mondesi.

I’m not suggesting Patrick Kivlehan is going to be Raul Mondesi — or even Nigel Wilson — and I’m not even sure Jon Daniels ever asked Seattle for Kivlehan before last month, when he was pinpointed as the player to be named later in the deal that sent Tom Wilhelmsen and James Jones to Texas for Leonys Martin and Anthony Bass.

But with all the GM turnover in the league, my thoughts turned yesterday — just as they did when the trade originally came down, in the Wilhelmsen context — to the idea that maybe Kivlehan is a Texas Ranger today only because he had a new General Manager that wasn’t nearly as resistant to moving him as his predecessor, under whose regime the player had blossomed from college senior draft selection to legitimate prospect.

In that report I wrote about the Wilhelmsen acquisition, I included a quote from a league exec shared by Joel Sherman (New York Post), regarding one of the side effects of the widespread changes at GM around the league: “What happens is that when you have new people, they do not view the talent left behind like the old people did.  When you draft and develop a player, you tend to have a higher opinion and affinity for the player than someone outside the organization.  The new person doesn’t have the same ties and is more willing to trade them.”

Given his player development background, Jack Zduriencik, the longtime Mariners GM that Jerry Dipoto replaced at the end of the season, was probably particularly proud of the Kivlehan story.

When the Rangers drafted Jake Skole (1st round, 2010), K.C. Herren (2nd round, 2004), and R.J. Anderson (9th round, 2005) out of high school, they were able to convince all three to forgo opportunities to play defensive back in college (Georgia Tech, the University of Washington, and the University of South Florida, respectively).

Nobody drafted Kivlehan out of high school at all.

He didn’t even play baseball at Rutgers until he’d finished four years of football for the Scarlet Knights.  The strong safety asked the school’s baseball coach for a tryout, and the senior not only made the team, but ended up recording the first Triple Crown (.399, 14 home runs, 50 RBI) in Big East history.  Kivlehan also led the conference in reaching base (.484) and slugging (.710 — sixth in all of NCAA Division I), and stole 24 bases in 28 tries.

He was drafted at season’s end by the Mariners in the fourth round (2012), signing under slot — because that’s what college seniors, without much alternative, typically agree to do.

Kivlehan was the Northwest League MVP that summer, putting up an .883 OPS with a league-leading 12 homers and .511 slug for Short-Season A Everett, playing third base.  Baseball America listed him after the season as Seattle’s number 18 prospect.

In 2013, he hit .303/.366/.464 between the Low A and High A levels, and earned a brief assignment to the Arizona Fall League.  BA then judged him to be Seattle’s number 12 prospect.

2014: A collective .295/.363/.507 slash line at the High A and AA levels, defensive reps at both infield corners and all three outfield spots, followed by a full-season AFL assignment in which he hit .280/.387/.473 and led the league in RBI (playing first base and left field).  He finished the year as BA’s number 4 Mariners prospect.

This year, Kivlehan hit .256/.313/.453 for AAA Tacoma, hitting 22 home runs (seventh in the Pacific Coast League) in 123 games, with his season interrupted briefly by a summer stint with Team USA in the Pan Am Games, where he hit .342 with a team-leading three homers.  After playing one all four corners and center field again during the season, he’s playing first base for Escogido in the Dominican Winter League right now, putting up a .310/.333/.448 small-sample line in his first 30 plate appearances.

Maybe most notable about Kivlehan’s AAA production in 2015 was that he hit .237/.288/.440 (319 plate appearances) before the two-week run with Team USA — and then .287/.352/.475 (199 plate appearances) thereafter.  He got better.

The idea that a player could be away from the game completely for four years and succeed at such a high level in college, and then meet every challenge as a minor league hitter, had to make a scouting-first guy like Zduriencik unusually proud.  Whether Texas was among them or not, I’m sure teams asked Seattle regularly about Kivlehan — who universally earns “off the charts” grades for his makeup as well — and I can imagine Zduriencik was regularly reluctant to seriously consider the idea.

For Dipoto, who has shown this off-season that he’s focused on improving his outfield defense (Martin and Norichika Aoki in, Mark Trumbo out), Kivlehan was probably less a scouting and player development success story than a four-corners bat at an advanced minor league age who may not profile as an everyday defender.

But as a guy who hits with power from the right side, presumably capable of filling a role that would allow Josh Hamilton to sit against lefties or give Mitch Moreland an occasional day off at first, Kivlehan — who was just added to Seattle’s 40-man roster and thus has three option years remaining — gives Texas a player who could compete with Ryan Rua for a meaningful big league role.

I was a big Mike Simms fan.

Consider this as well: Texas and Seattle made the Wilhelmsen/Martin deal on November 16, at which time the teams agreed that Kivlehan would be the player to be named later.

The Mariners put the 25-year-old on their 40 on November 20.

Texas could have asked Seattle not to roster Kivlehan, waited for the Rule 5 Draft (one week from today) to conclude, and either taken Kivlehan once he slid through the draft unselected (which would have preserved an option if he were to start 2016 on the farm, and more importantly kept another of the Rangers’ own roster spots open for the winter), or accepted a different Mariners player if Kivlehan did get popped in the draft.

The Rangers obviously wanted Kivlehan badly.  They didn’t want to take the chance that they’d end up with a different player to be named after the draft, even with the upside that Kivlehan going unchosen on December 10 would have presented.

MiLB.com slots Kivlehan in as the Rangers’ number 18 prospect.  The website had him at number 4 for Seattle.  There are layers to what that might mean, and it’s too simplistic to suggest that the Mariners should have been less willing to move him as a tack-on piece in the Wilhelmsen-Martin deal that arguably carried greater risk for them in the first place, in terms of both production and cost.

Kivlehan is most likely a role player, but could be a versatile one.  I think he’s a more important piece to this deal for Texas than Jones was, and I thought that before the Rangers non-tendered Jones (and Nick Tepesch) last night.  (Surely the intent is to re-sign Jones and Tepesch to non-roster deals.)

Two years ago today, the Rangers traded Craig Gentry to Oakland in a deal for Michael Choice.

In the past two weeks, both Gentry and Choice (now with Cleveland) were designated for assignment, slid through waivers untouched, and were outrighted to AAA.  (Gentry had the right to decline his assignment is now a free agent.)

Sometimes you trade a player at what you consider to be his production peak, or at least at a point in his career when you believe his value might diminish going forward.  Gentry and Choice, whom Texas and Oakland were very familiar with, presumably fit that profile, and Martin probably does, too.

Maybe Dipoto saw Kivlehan as a player whose present value he thought he could capitalize on, as one he had no long-standing ties to and one who wasn’t an ideal fit with what he was aiming to do with his roster anyway.

And maybe he’s a player Texas had been interested in for a while, one who fits a potential need, but had no success trying to acquire until his GM was no longer the one who drafted him and oversaw his development but instead a new man in charge, a development 2000 miles away that gives the Rangers and gives Patrick Kivlehan an intriguing new opportunity.

 

Kivlehan rutgers football

Stuff.

The Rangers were never going to be in on Jordan Zimmerman — they got their Zimmermann in July when they added Cole Hamels (who will cost Texas a lot less than the $110 million Detroit will pay Zimmermann over five years) — but it’s a slight disappointment from a Rangers viewpoint.

It’s unfortunate both because a number one starter is moving from the National League to the American League, and because the Tigers are one of 10 teams (the Phillies, Reds, Braves, Rockies, Brewers, A’s, Marlins, Padres, and White Sox are the others) whose first-round pick is protected when signing a free agent who’d declined a qualifying offer from his 2015 club.  Detroit instead loses its second-round pick.  

If a team outside the 10 worst signs such a free agent, it forfeits its first-rounder — and anytime a team picking 11 through 22 signs one of those 16 free agents (assuming he played elsewhere in 2015), the Rangers’ pick at 23 moves up one slot.  

According to local reports, former Rangers bullpen coach Andy Hawkins is taking the AAA pitching coach position with the Royals.

Hanser Alberto (.348/.388/.446) leads the Dominican Winter League in hitting.  

James Jones, the outfielder Texas picked up from the Mariners in the Tom Wilhelmsen trade, is seventh in the Venezuelan Winter League in hitting, with a .341/.397/.462 slash line.

In eight relief appearances for Escogido in the DWL, righthander Luke Jackson has scattered three hits and four walks in eight scoreless innings, punching 13 hitters out.

If you’re planning on any holiday shopping at Amazon, you can help the Newberg Report a bit at zero cost to you.  If you click the Amazon.com button near the top of the front page at www.newbergreport.com, any purchase you then make on that visit to Amazon kicks the Newberg Report a small referral fee, which we’ll use to upgrade our own product. 

And, of course, you can also help out by ordering the 2016 Bound Edition, in hard copy or digital formats.

Jordan Zimmermann is the first domino to fall as far as frontline free agent starting pitching is concerned.  The Winter Meetings start in eight days, and it will be interesting to see if the market takes even further shape before 30 front offices convene in Nashville.

 

A sentence for a rainy day.

When Jon Heyman (CBS Sports) reports that the Rangers “are getting a lot of hits on their stash of relievers: [Shawn] Tolleson, [Sam] Dyson, [Jake] Diekman, [and Tom] Wilhelmsen,” the only thing that’s questionable about the tweet is whether Heyman miscounted what was left in his 140 allotted characters when he decided to leave Keone Kela out, because the only other shocking thing about that report would be if, in this market, those guys weren’t drawing major interest based on cost and control and impact and what is probably perceived as surplus, but then again you can never have too many effective relief pitchers, or quarterbacks, when you’re built to win, or too many Lowrie/Lawrie’s, when you’re not, but the main reason I didn’t like that Houston-Oakland Lowrie trade is because it freed up $15 million over three years (including $7.5 million in 2016) for the Astros, who may use some of the payroll relief to go after a closer, but then again that would cost Houston so much in prospects that it ought to boost the market for Tolleson or Dyson or Diekman or Wilhelmsen or Kela even further, not that I’m interested in moving any of them, but you gotta listen, because as much as Craig Kimbrel already cost Boston, Aroldis Chapman will cost Houston or someone else even more, and when you then get to Ken Giles and Mark Melancon and Drew Storen and Jonathan Papelbon, most of the Rangers quintet fits in closer to the Giles level than the rest, based on cost and control and impact and age, and even though Texas parted with a load of prospects in July, the system isn’t in desperate need of infusion, except for the reality that every farm system is always in need of infusion, but it’s cool that every ranking of this Arizona Fall League season’s prospects I’ve seen has Lewis Brinson near the top even though he put in just three AFL weeks, and his breakout 2015 at five combined levels (High A, AA, AAA, AFL, Puerto Rico) is a big reason the Rangers decided to take advantage this month of an opportunity to trade an increasingly expensive and decreasingly effective Leonys Martin, further fortifying what was already a team strength by adding Wilhelmsen to the bullpen and — conceivably — setting things up to address some needier area of the team by way of another trade, and, hey, guess what, the Orioles are apparently interested in Yovani Gallardo because that would make him a former Ranger and because of course and that’s not only unsurprising but also important since it would bring another compensatory draft pick the Rangers’ way, and Dave Magadan will be Arizona’s hitting coach though I’m not sure that qualifies as taking him closer to his Florida home, and I saw a report that Texas is among those “checking in” on John Lackey, and now I’m involuntarily thinking about Rich Harden, which is as unwelcome as thinking about clavicles and lacks the silver draft-pick-implications lining of the loss of a starting quarterback or a back-of-the-rotation starter who declined a qualifying offer, and the easiest way to get my mind right again with ball is to think about how a healthy and productive Jurickson Profar could be huge for this thing, and I’m sorry if this report is only one sentence long but it’s a rainy and lazy day and I’m thinking now about digging back into the leftovers and maybe grabbing a nap while dutifully avoiding the allure of entering the Black Friday fray, and when I wake from that one, it may be time for another fridge raid and another nap while continuing to let others brave the Black Friday combat zone, not that I’m against supporting the economy, whether that means surveying the late-inning relief pitcher market, effectively selling an innings-eater for a supplemental first-round draft pick, or buying books about incredible Texas Rangers baseball seasons for yourself and all the baseball fans on that holiday shopping list that you could shorten easily and quickly and awesomely, staying (1) in your pajamas and (2) dry and (3) out of brawls, and giving yourself more time today for a sandwich and a nap.

Gifts.

One of the hallmarks of a life worth living is learning something new nearly every day, and today I’ve learned that Black Friday, in some corners of the marketplace (especially the e-centrically inclined), actually starts on Wednesday.

So, in case you’re craving an added distraction before tomorrow’s food and football fest, and dutifully look to get your Friday started 48 hours early, we are days from shipping the 2016 Bound Edition for those who have pre-ordered.  And you can get in on that action right now.

If you place your order now, your books will ship in plenty of time for the holidays.  The 2016 Bound Edition is available in both hard copy and in digital form, and I have copies of all past years’ editions available as well (in fact, I can ship any of those prior editions immediately).

As far as the 2016 book is concerned, Jeff Banister’s foreword is worth the cost of the book by itself.

(Mike Ferrin’s foreword and the other 230+ pages are a bonus.)

Among the candidates to benefit from your Black-Friday-on-Wednesday generosity and thoughtfulness:

  • All those friends of yours whose baseball insanity is on level with yours
  • Your spouse (or your Top 10 Spouse Prospects)
  • Your kid, if she or he needs something new to read for school
  • Your boss and your co-workers
  • Your parents and siblings
  • Your coaches and teachers and accountants, and their parents (not their siblings, as that would be a little silly)
  • Your other relatives and in-laws who love the Great Game
  • Anyone who loves photos of Jeff Banister shoving a finger in A.J. Hinch’s face during a bench-clearing get-together in Houston
  • Your clients – seriously, your clients (none of whom need another fruit basket)
  • Your Secret Santa assignee
  • Geovany Soto, who we’re going to see smoothing the dirt and double-pumping his throws to the mound a whole lot this coming season
  • That person who always shames you by out-cooling you with the gift he or she gives you
  • That person you want to shame into getting you something super-awesome and unique by beating them to the punch
  • All those people on your annual (and perhaps semi-annual, if not more frequent) gift list who “have everything” or “don’t need anything”
  • You

You can check off a whole lot of those to-buy-for boxes in just a couple minutes.

Tip of the cap to the great Marty Yawnick, whose awesome design of the front and back covers is shown below:

 

[Front/back]

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Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.

40-man roster deadline.

Each year the Bound Edition contains a chapter called “The 40-Man Roster Conundrum” that breaks down the decisions facing the Rangers, like all teams, between the end of the season and November 20, the date on which minor league players with certain amounts of service time must be added to the roster in order to be shielded from the Rule 5 Draft.  The chapter explains the process (as well as how the Draft works), and focuses specifically on this year’s Texas roster and the club’s minor league crop of draft-eligibles, predicting at the end what I think the Rangers will do.

Last year on this date Texas rostered Luke Jackson, Hanser Alberto, Jorge Alfaro, and Jerad Eickhoff.  Among those the club left off was Odubel Herrera, whom the Phillies drafted (and kept), while Houston lost Delino DeShields to the Rangers after they’d left him unprotected.

The “Conundrum” chapter in this year’s is over 5,000 words, finishing with these 45:

Within the constraints of our hypothetical, I’ll speculate that outfielder Nomar Mazara, lefthander Yohander Mendez, and righthander Connor Sadzeck will be the only internal additions to the 40-man roster on November 20, and that Texas will be active again in the Rule 5 Draft. 

There are three other candidates in particular who I think might be on the cusp of the roster but, because of big league needs this winter, could be left off the crowded roster and find themselves named in a mock or two leading up to the December 12 Draft.  That discussion is part of the 5,000-plus words, and while that might not be as good a reason to buy the Bound Edition as Jeff Banister’s crazy-great foreword (which is not to denigrate Mike Ferrin’s own outstanding foreword submission), the feedback on the “Conundrum” chapter is generally pretty good.  I think you’ll dig it.

As for today’s deadline, though I have a fairly solid track record predicting the Rangers’ 40-man additions, this is a year when I won’t be surprised at all to be off by a player.

We’ll know by the end of the day.

Banny.

One big league at-bat.  One base hit.

One big league season managing.  One Manager of the Year award.

Whatcha got for an encore?

I’ve got an idea.

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