THE NEWBERG REPORT — FEBRUARY 24, 2008

Back from a late afternoon at the Dallas Children’s Theater, there’s a small dose of discouraging news to share from Rangers camp:

In the great green room
There was a telephone
And a red balloon
And a picture of ―

The cow jumping over the moon
And there were three little bears sitting on chairs

And two little kittens
And a pair of mittens
And a little toyhouse
And a young mouse

And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush
And a quiet old lady whispering that Kevin Millwood tweaked his right hamstring today – not the hamstring that shelved the righthander for a month last season – and while there’s nothing especially good about this development, the Rangers reportedly expect Millwood to get in couple innings as expected this Friday against the Angels.


(No, T.R. and Evan, I’m not calling you “quiet old ladies.”)

You can read more from Jamey Newberg at www.NewbergReport.com.

1 Comment

Dude, that was the best post ever. Anytime you can intertwine a little Goodnight Moon with your baseball, you should certainly do it.

Goodnight nobody…and goodnight to all these stinking hamstring and elbow injuries I keep reading about….

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