THE NEWBERG REPORT — JULY 19, 2006 ADDENDUM

You can count on it: Whenever a Rangers hitter comes to the plate – no, whenever a baseball player comes to the plate – Max will respond in one way, and one way only:

“MichaelHitTheBatTheBall-MichaelHitTheFireworks-HomeRun-DropTheBat!!!!”

Every time.

Big league corollary: Count on this – the formula for winning is apparently to go silent against the other team’s ordinary starter, lulling everyone into thinking the game is a lost cause, and then proceed to open a can late, and win the thing before anyone realizes what hit them.

Clockwork.

Rheinecker vs. Schilling tomorrow. Schilling’s too good for the formula to fit, so Texas is just going to have to find another way to win.

Maybe Max will come up with a new command, too.

You can read more from Jamey Newberg at www.NewbergReport.com.

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